Weeeed Quoteees :]
Puff, puff, pass
the green ganja grass
dont fret when the cops harrass
they act crass
only because they cant inhale THC gas
antiweed is not me
hit a water bong with glee
while sipping on a glass of mushroom tea
so, as you see weed is not a crime
stop wasting prison money on kids with dimes
do the deed
smoke weed
turn around, sit down
and smoke all you need
got a Half O and you should know
that this is hydroponic grow
so sit back, relax
and let your mind flow
Marijuana, marijuana
LSD, LSD
Betty Crocker makes it
Bill Clinton takes it
Why can't we.
in short time before i wrote this rhymethere was a young man named bill
he smoked the grass and time it would pass
and it helped him when he was ill
when he cashed his bank for some fire as dank
he felt less than zero regret
so he smoked ten bowls to achive his goal
and higher than high he did get
the more he smoked and the more he toked
til he was borderline insane
lets stick the the facts this guy was relaxed
he was puffi on sweet mary jane
Stoned hitler. Stoned hitler. What would it have been like to stone hitler?
I dont mean throwing stones at him I mean giving joints to him.
Stoned hitler. Stoned hitlet. He would have been much nicer.
World war 2 may have never happened.
I like smoking crack or meth, crack or meth.
Whenever i run out, i always scream and shout,
Cause I like smoking crack or meth, crack or meth.
There once was a stoner named Sneed.
Who grew the very best weed.
Whenever his stash was low
The garden he would go.
And would get very stoned indeed.
There once was a stoner named Lance.
Who was always chemicaly enhanced.
One day found in the barn,
A bud as big as an arm.
And nearly did nut in his pants.
Let me tell you about the most fire weed
Ever to sprout out of a seed
Grown by an indian named Chitty Chang
It cannot be described by any slang
I smoked it once, I smoked it twice
Got so high, I saw three blind mice
Now, these mice were not of the common type
Instead, they sprouted wings and took flight
I tried to catch them, but they disapeered
I'm still trying to look for them, after a year
Now, I am legally insane
From smoking weed grown by a guy with a cane
Where, you may say, did you find weed this trippy?
And i will say, i got it from Chitty
grass grass past that grass i need that so i can fall on my ass get up and try it again cause grass is truly my best friend.
marijuana is so great
i like to smoke it when its late
i like to smoke it in the day
i like to smoke it in the hay
i like to smoke that lovely grass
all you pigs can kiss my ass
roll up a joint, pass it to a friend
let him hit it, and pass it back again
the joint is almost no more
thats alright as we walk out the door
down to the park we roll up a blunt
sit in the grass and have us some fun
we sit there for hours and the blunt never dies
as i look over at the friend to my side,
i realize he is no normal man
its willy wonka, with a NEVER ENDING blunt in his hand
do a good deed
smoke some weed
just toke and exhale smoke
together we get high
til the day we die
Pictures, tags, boxes and prices
Propaganda laced politicians and spices
Ragtag countries bought for bargain
Who gives a fuck right?
We're not starvin.
Dog eat dog, and man eat man
All for one, and one for all
Me for you, and you for I
All the more meaningful when you're high
So procreate, recreate and rejuvinate
Live to let live, and learn to keep livin
Stay high to survive, and survive to stay high
The World's that much simpler when you're up in the sky.
Roll Roll Roll your joint
Twist it at the end
Take a hit blow it out
Pass it to a friendwake up and pack a bowl
light it up as if it were coal
roll out of bed, take a shower
now im feelin like jack bower
Get dressed and grab the bud
Only to feel like im stuck in mud
Finally get to class
but not before i crash
After i find my friend t
we go to his house to match a b
soon it grows dark
so we head to the park
Think about the day
now all i want to do is lay
get in to bed, roll over
now its the next day to start all over on weed and lil e's lets get fuckd and talk 2 tree's lifes a trip and then you die so fuck them all lets get high
sex drugs rock n roll speed weed and birth control wen in life we dont succeed fuck the world and smoke that weed
lifes a bitch then u die screw the world lets get high
stoners live and stoners die so fuck the world and lets get high
i love drugs they love me crack cocaine and ecstasy with a sniff sniff here and a sniff sniff there now im in intensive care doctors sed i wont live come on ppl give give give with a little bit of crack and a little bit of weed we will get through this catastrophe
cant get no betta
living in the fast life
we let life pass us by
we slow down some
we do it for the high
as that dutch burns
the smokes makes clounds of heavenly air
the head makes turns
and the mind is clear
no more psycho in my tide
no problems no worries
my moon is half past full on this ride
side effect if the munchies
try not to quit
its gods best creation
let us not destroy it
but give it legalization
Legalize, legalize
Why is it a crime?
Smoking sweet mary
is no waste of time
Pack a bowl
roll a spliff
Tell all your friends
Come take a hit!
the fun never ends!
Rejoice
open minded one
when life's at its end
you'll have no regrets
if mary's your friend
Dear Mother...DearFather, Here I am at Camp Marijuana. Crack is good but weed is better! I'm fucked up so a friend wrote ya this letter!
Bud always does the trick! weed, green, mary jane! Smoke that shit and get insane! Get a paper, and tear someapart!Rollin has become an art! Light it at the end and take a puff & we can all get fucked up!
I'm a stoner and I smoke grass. Mess with me bitch, I'll kick your ass. So for all yall people who think you're cool. Give it a try cuz stoners rule!
Life's a bitch and then you die
So grab a bowl and lets get high
If at first you don't succeed
Find a friend with better weed
Layin in bed blazin a joint
Try it kids you'll get the point!
the green ganja grass
dont fret when the cops harrass
they act crass
only because they cant inhale THC gas
antiweed is not me
hit a water bong with glee
while sipping on a glass of mushroom tea
so, as you see weed is not a crime
stop wasting prison money on kids with dimes
smoke weed
turn around, sit down
and smoke all you need
got a Half O and you should know
that this is hydroponic grow
so sit back, relax
and let your mind flow
LSD, LSD
Betty Crocker makes it
Bill Clinton takes it
Why can't we.
in short time before i wrote this rhymethere was a young man named bill
he smoked the grass and time it would pass
and it helped him when he was ill
when he cashed his bank for some fire as dank
he felt less than zero regret
so he smoked ten bowls to achive his goal
and higher than high he did get
the more he smoked and the more he toked
til he was borderline insane
lets stick the the facts this guy was relaxed
he was puffi on sweet mary jane
I dont mean throwing stones at him I mean giving joints to him.
Stoned hitler. Stoned hitlet. He would have been much nicer.
World war 2 may have never happened.
Whenever i run out, i always scream and shout,
Cause I like smoking crack or meth, crack or meth.
There once was a stoner named Sneed.
Who grew the very best weed.
Whenever his stash was low
The garden he would go.
And would get very stoned indeed.
There once was a stoner named Lance.
Who was always chemicaly enhanced.
One day found in the barn,
A bud as big as an arm.
And nearly did nut in his pants.
Let me tell you about the most fire weed
Ever to sprout out of a seed
Grown by an indian named Chitty Chang
It cannot be described by any slang
I smoked it once, I smoked it twice
Got so high, I saw three blind mice
Now, these mice were not of the common type
Instead, they sprouted wings and took flight
I tried to catch them, but they disapeered
I'm still trying to look for them, after a year
Now, I am legally insane
From smoking weed grown by a guy with a cane
Where, you may say, did you find weed this trippy?
And i will say, i got it from Chitty
marijuana is so great
i like to smoke it when its late
i like to smoke it in the day
i like to smoke it in the hay
i like to smoke that lovely grass
all you pigs can kiss my ass
let him hit it, and pass it back again
the joint is almost no more
thats alright as we walk out the door
down to the park we roll up a blunt
sit in the grass and have us some fun
we sit there for hours and the blunt never dies
as i look over at the friend to my side,
i realize he is no normal man
its willy wonka, with a NEVER ENDING blunt in his hand
smoke some weed
just toke and exhale smoke
together we get high
til the day we die
Propaganda laced politicians and spices
Ragtag countries bought for bargain
Who gives a fuck right?
We're not starvin.
Dog eat dog, and man eat man
All for one, and one for all
Me for you, and you for I
All the more meaningful when you're high
So procreate, recreate and rejuvinate
Live to let live, and learn to keep livin
Stay high to survive, and survive to stay high
The World's that much simpler when you're up in the sky.
Roll Roll Roll your joint
Twist it at the end
Take a hit blow it out
Pass it to a friend
light it up as if it were coal
roll out of bed, take a shower
now im feelin like jack bower
Get dressed and grab the bud
Only to feel like im stuck in mud
Finally get to class
but not before i crash
After i find my friend t
we go to his house to match a b
soon it grows dark
so we head to the park
Think about the day
now all i want to do is lay
get in to bed, roll over
now its the next day to start all over
lifes a bitch then u die screw the world lets get high
stoners live and stoners die so fuck the world and lets get high
i love drugs they love me crack cocaine and ecstasy with a sniff sniff here and a sniff sniff there now im in intensive care doctors sed i wont live come on ppl give give give with a little bit of crack and a little bit of weed we will get through this catastrophe
living in the fast life
we let life pass us by
we slow down some
we do it for the high
as that dutch burns
the smokes makes clounds of heavenly air
the head makes turns
and the mind is clear
no more psycho in my tide
no problems no worries
my moon is half past full on this ride
side effect if the munchies
try not to quit
its gods best creation
let us not destroy it
but give it legalization
Why is it a crime?
Smoking sweet mary
is no waste of time
Pack a bowl
roll a spliff
Tell all your friends
Come take a hit!
the fun never ends!
Rejoice
open minded one
when life's at its end
you'll have no regrets
if mary's your friend
Dear Mother...DearFather, Here I am at Camp Marijuana. Crack is good but weed is better! I'm fucked up so a friend wrote ya this letter!
So grab a bowl and lets get high
If at first you don't succeed
Find a friend with better weed
Layin in bed blazin a joint
Try it kids you'll get the point!
